Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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