you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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