Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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