Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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