oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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