Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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