No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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