I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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