She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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