i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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