I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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