When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
is it fun? or sober?
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