To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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