we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Acid is not a monday night drug
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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