Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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