Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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