I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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