Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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