no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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