Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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