We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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