You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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