he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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