at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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