there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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