So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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