Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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