Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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