I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
