Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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