WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
