I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I intend to get homeless drunk
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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