I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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