it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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