That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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