Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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