That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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