wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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