Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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