I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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