I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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