so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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