Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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