YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
