she was so not down for the gang bang
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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