I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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