I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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