she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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