dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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