i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
